About Us
We are on a mission from “бог” (Bog)
The Stark Raving Ranch is working hard to develop their first-generation farmlet into a permaculture paradise while bringing healthy protein and produce to our friends and neighbors. We’re still learning and developing the business but so far we’re growing pretty good bacon-wrapped meatballs.
“You want me to pregnancy check that cow with an EPT stick? I don’t know she’ll want me that close!”
— Vinny